What would Jesus do...

...if he was an Action Figure?

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Location: Orlando, Florida, United States

I do not pretend to know of what many ignorant men are sure.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Jesus Would Baptise Plastic Turtles


Jesus baptises turtles
Originally uploaded by yojayy.
Jesus would use his baptising power to indoctrinate any and all of his dad's creatures, including the slow and steady turtle, which one day may win the race.

Note: Age of turtles is unknown, as well as DNA mutancy and real ultimate ninja power.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Jesus would visit some fish


Jesus visits some fish
Originally uploaded by yojayy.
The Messiah always had a fondness for water, especially walking on it. Imagine how he felt when he got to see firsthand the goings-on of some of his dad's creatures beneath the surface.


Note: Roman Coliseum not to scale.