What would Jesus do...

...if he was an Action Figure?

Location: Orlando, Florida, United States

I do not pretend to know of what many ignorant men are sure.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Jesus makes guest appearance

Special guest appearances are not beneath Jesus. Messiahs gotta eat, same as gentiles. Here he raises the dreaded Power Strip Kraken from the depths to smite super sinful Sherlock Holmes.

Note: Kraken packaging not to scale.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Jesus Would Chill in Giant Leaf

Getting to know his dad's creations has always been one of Action Figure Jesus' favorite pasttimes. Jesus would preach the word from atop his chlorophyllic perch with passion.

Note: Chlorophyllic may not be a real word.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Jesus...It's a girl!

Jesus...It's a girl!
Originally uploaded by yojayy.

Action Figure Jesus would distribute bubble gum cigars on behalf of new fathers everywhere, provided they have girls, as we have no photo evidence of Action Figure Jesus distributing 'IT'S A BOY' bubble gum cigars.

Note: Bubble gum cigar may or may not be to scale for regular humans.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Jesus Would Baptise Plastic Turtles

Jesus baptises turtles
Originally uploaded by yojayy.
Jesus would use his baptising power to indoctrinate any and all of his dad's creatures, including the slow and steady turtle, which one day may win the race.

Note: Age of turtles is unknown, as well as DNA mutancy and real ultimate ninja power.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Jesus would visit some fish

Jesus visits some fish
Originally uploaded by yojayy.
The Messiah always had a fondness for water, especially walking on it. Imagine how he felt when he got to see firsthand the goings-on of some of his dad's creatures beneath the surface.

Note: Roman Coliseum not to scale.